sábado, 17 de dezembro de 2016




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That lady that used to cry in the closet, (remember her?) had planed a roadtrip to DC with her family, for Memorial Day. But she had nothing to wear! 



So she went to the mall (yay! Shopping!) Nothing can go wrong when you go shopping, right? Maybe if the only stuff that fit you are XXXXXXXXXXXXL... more tears, inside of the fitting rooms.

One morning, in the hotel room, in DC, the lady with the SUPER-GIGA-BLASTER-ULTRA-LARGE fresh clothes turned on the TV and saw this dude talking about some dancing dvds. Showing pictures of before and after of a bunch of people that supposedly lost all that weight dancing. Shaun T was his name. Yeah right Shaun T, like someone can lose all that weight dancing in front of a TV.. I call it BS! Those pictures were obviously photoshopped! But there were videos. Testimonials of those people before and after their transformations. Could it be? What if I tried this CIZE? They said they'll give me my money back after 30 days if I'm not happy... It might be worth giving it a try, right? I've tried so many other useless things before... Maybe losing weight is not for me... Where's the phone? Hello? Beachbody? I want to buy this Cize thing! 
That call, on a rainy morning, in a hotel room in Washington DC, forever changed one life!

To be continued...

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